Least:
1) sunburns
2) hot classrooms
3) lack of textbooks for a class I have never taught
4) husbands mowing lawns in the dark
5) shocker - vampires
Favorite:
1) swimming
2) Hayden's dance routines
3) daughters who cook dinner
4) hardwood floors
5) iced tea
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Favorite:
1) slumber parties @ 30 years old
2) 8 year olds that say things like " I just can't believe in my lifetime I will see a human go from a baby to a real human - it's just amazing - I've never seen anything like it."
3) husbands that make tea
4) 4T boxer briefs
5) the school semester coming to an end
Least:
1) working at an Alt. High school on 4/20
2) seizures and head wounds
3) soccer/tumbling/weddings/semesters all ending or beginning on the same weekend
4)stomach flu and toddlers begging to be fed only to vomit it up
5)hummmm....... I'm gonna go with vampiers
1) slumber parties @ 30 years old
2) 8 year olds that say things like " I just can't believe in my lifetime I will see a human go from a baby to a real human - it's just amazing - I've never seen anything like it."
3) husbands that make tea
4) 4T boxer briefs
5) the school semester coming to an end
Least:
1) working at an Alt. High school on 4/20
2) seizures and head wounds
3) soccer/tumbling/weddings/semesters all ending or beginning on the same weekend
4)stomach flu and toddlers begging to be fed only to vomit it up
5)hummmm....... I'm gonna go with vampiers
Sunday, December 7, 2008
I'll play your game.
Least
1. the fact that fatty foods taste so good.
2. meetings.
3. rabbits that, though adorable, kick their crap out of the cage.
4. dirty dishes.
5. lame knickknacks.
Favorite
1. turkey bacon. Who knew?
2. christmas carols.
3. tina fey.
4. the anticipation of a good haircut.
5. crossing things off to-do lists.
1. the fact that fatty foods taste so good.
2. meetings.
3. rabbits that, though adorable, kick their crap out of the cage.
4. dirty dishes.
5. lame knickknacks.
Favorite
1. turkey bacon. Who knew?
2. christmas carols.
3. tina fey.
4. the anticipation of a good haircut.
5. crossing things off to-do lists.
December 7th, 2008
Least:
1. not reading ALL the information, and driving to Canton, IL twice in one weekend
2. never-ending presentations, and the professors that make them never-ending
3. toddlers that think "peeing in the potty" is a big fat waste of time
4. not having time to put up Christmas decorations
5. and for old times sake - vampires
Favorite:
1. daughters who think that the gift of forgiveness is the ultimate gift (Do I deserve a daughter this nice?)
2. Eagle spotting husbands
3. pickles
4. Netflix
5. children that seem to love each other all the time
1. not reading ALL the information, and driving to Canton, IL twice in one weekend
2. never-ending presentations, and the professors that make them never-ending
3. toddlers that think "peeing in the potty" is a big fat waste of time
4. not having time to put up Christmas decorations
5. and for old times sake - vampires
Favorite:
1. daughters who think that the gift of forgiveness is the ultimate gift (Do I deserve a daughter this nice?)
2. Eagle spotting husbands
3. pickles
4. Netflix
5. children that seem to love each other all the time
Thursday, November 20, 2008
The new blog
Least:
1. brakes that are "finicky"
2. dried up ketchup
3. confrontations with the boss
4. vampires
5. ear infections
Favorite
1. husbands that pick up the children
2. daughters that help wash the dishes
3. House
4. Oxymorons
5. pajama pants
1. brakes that are "finicky"
2. dried up ketchup
3. confrontations with the boss
4. vampires
5. ear infections
Favorite
1. husbands that pick up the children
2. daughters that help wash the dishes
3. House
4. Oxymorons
5. pajama pants
Blog's from "back in the day"
Thursday, December 7, 2006
Not Gay
1. Fridays
2. Fruit Loops
3. laughing at people who are being gay
4. pic of Jesus on a dogs butt
5. St. Nick's Day
Gay
1. vampires
2. headaches
3. people and children that lie
4. Mom's that put their 12 yr old in jail for opening the xmas presents early
5. sweet pickle relish
I'm back, bitches!(from Khara)
Tuesday, May 09, 2006 (from Khara)
Not Gay
Not Gay
1. Fridays
2. Fruit Loops
3. laughing at people who are being gay
4. pic of Jesus on a dogs butt
5. St. Nick's Day
Gay
1. vampires
2. headaches
3. people and children that lie
4. Mom's that put their 12 yr old in jail for opening the xmas presents early
5. sweet pickle relish
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Not Gay
- Fraggle Rock
- Babies who sleep through the night
- American Sign Language for fart
- Meat
- Taking a sabbatical from blogs.
- vampires
- removing ear wax with anything other than a Q-tip
- Republicans who don't know they are wrong
- neck jabs or face flicks for that matter
- Apricot jelly
I'm back, bitches!(from Khara)
Gay:
Not Gay:
- Loud Americans in foreign countries
- Expensive water and sodas
- Anything from Disney World if you are over 11 years of age
- People who say "f-ing A right!" in public situations who are not Dane Cook
Not Gay:
- Freezie Pops
- Air conditioning
- Books
- "200 days of pregnancy" dinners at El Rancherito
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Not Gay
- ice cream
- money
- new make-up
- Burger King
- very cold drinks
- processes (shut up and do it)
- saying "I don't know" when you're the only one who would know
- kids near the end of school
- vampires, nope I didn't forget it
- excess mucus
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Not Gay
- hair-ties used as pant extenders
- free groceries
- calling people Carl or Buddy when they piss you off
- taking showers when you are bored
- Lipton Green Tea with Citrus
- vampires
- people who don't brush their teeth and then insist on close talking
- close talkers, even if your breath is minty fresh
- paying bills
- pople who read books about vampires, robot uprisings, zombie attacks, etc.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006 (from Khara)
The Ins and Outs of Gayness
Gay:
1. Anything Chipman.
2. People who can't see well enough through their designer sunglasses to avoid hitting others in parking lots.
3. Picnics with people you don't like.
4. People who say "uh-uh, uh-uh" in agreement while you are talking.
5. Gynecologists. (I'm not saying you shouldn't go to a gynocologist, I just think that you should be reassured in knowing that it is gay while you are laying on your back with a paper drape over your lap)
Not Gay
1. The old man I saw yesterday in Meijer's parking lot (justifiably) honking at people when they blocked his way.
2. Hardboiled eggs.
3. Throwing people out of school who are lazy.
4. Eel sushi.
5. Snorting.
1. Anything Chipman.
2. People who can't see well enough through their designer sunglasses to avoid hitting others in parking lots.
3. Picnics with people you don't like.
4. People who say "uh-uh, uh-uh" in agreement while you are talking.
5. Gynecologists. (I'm not saying you shouldn't go to a gynocologist, I just think that you should be reassured in knowing that it is gay while you are laying on your back with a paper drape over your lap)
Not Gay
1. The old man I saw yesterday in Meijer's parking lot (justifiably) honking at people when they blocked his way.
2. Hardboiled eggs.
3. Throwing people out of school who are lazy.
4. Eel sushi.
5. Snorting.
Monday, May 08, 2006
- five year olds explaining condensation
- snooze buttons
- the song "I Wanna Be Rich" (once thought to be gay, it is no longer)
- mechanical pencils
- iPods that you don't have to buy (Lucky Bastard)
- vampires
- umbrellas (if it's raining - don't go out, and if you must go out, just run)
- going to the dentist (I'm not saying don't go, but when you go, know that it is gay)
- in laws
- Noah's Ark motif
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